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This Dude Who Eats Biryani With Ketchup and Mayo Has Made Twitteratis Very Angry

This Dude Who Eats Biryani With Ketchup and Mayo Has Made Twitteratis Very Angry

No one, NO ONE messes with Biryani. And it is BIRYANI, NOT BIRIYANI. Except for the Lahoris, who also accept that they are more Pulao people than Biryani people, hence are forgiven.

Biryani is best without sides. Except for raita and salad of course. When a plate of Biryani is put in front of you, it is love-at-first-sight all over again, every time. The aroma, the spices, the colors. Haye! And the fight to get the best piece of meat and potatoes in your plate. If you don’t like Biryani, then it’s probably because your mom or cook don’t know how to cook it. So our sympathies are with you. It is even okay if you’re not into beef Biryani and prefer chicken in it instead.

We can now get to the point as to why y’all are gathered here today.

This human being [read: criminal] named Ali San, an Iranian based in London and a Twitterati, on May 12th claimed that the “Best way to eat biriyani is with ketchup and mayo”.

Crime #1: Misspelling Biryani. “Biriyani”.

Crime #2: Having Biryani with ketchup and mayo.

Crime #3: Posting a picture of this combo on Twitter.

These crimes have sparked outrage and the netizens are not keeping quiet this time. Where some are guiding him on how to exit from Twitter, there are others who are disowning him.

Via Ali San (thesanplanet)

 

Take a deep breath and observe:

We apologize for the pain you’ve had to go through. And don’t worry because Twitteratis are at war with this person who has disrespected Biryani.

ASTAGHFIRULLAH

No one wants to keep him

They’re showing him the exit door

Blasphemy

Jahanam is waiting

Crime #4: Corn kernel and green peas visible in the Biryani

Time for chittar

He’s not even sorry!!!

Your days are over

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